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EQ-lyrics: Sing-along!
Just for fun...
...here are some EQ-inspired lyrics to famous songs. And yes, you have to be mental to do this kind of thing...
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Help!
(Should be sung to the famed Beatles' tune by the same name.)
(Help!) I need somebody!
(Help!) Not just anybody.
(Help!) You know I need someone. (Heeeelp!)
When I still had a life, I think it was last May,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone and real life is such a chore,
Now all I do, is play EQ, won't sleep or work no more.
Help me if you can I need a heal,
And I would appreciate you buffing me
Help me power level to fifty
Won't you please please help me.
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My friends and wages seem to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so KOS
I know that I, will surely die, if I don't evac from this mess.
Help me if you can I fell asleep
While on a raid in stupid old Kedge Keep,
Help me get my corpse back, it's too deep,
Won't you please please ress me.
When I still went outside and knew the time of day,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now I'm so far gone I don't even know my name,
I read it off the log-in screen, and Verant they are to blame.
Help me if you can I'm on my knees
Wiping week-old pizza off the keys,
help me get that last kill while I pee,
won't you please please help me.
Help me, help me, oooh....
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Oh Lord...
(Should be sung to the tune "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Flowing Black Silk Sash,
My friends all have Swirlspine Belts, and I'm all out of cash.
Camped hard all my playtime, got nothing but trash,
So Lord won't you buy me a Flowing Black Silk Sash.
Oh Lord won't you buy me a Ykesha short sword,
Those Guk-farming losers won't let me in the door.
I'll wait for that weapon while more items I hoard,
So Lord won't you buy me an Ykesha Short Sword.
Oh Lord won't you buy me all the loot off Naggy
I'm counting on you Lord to hear this beggar's plea.
Prove that you love me, get a Cloak of Flames for me,
Oh Lord won't you buy me all the loot off Naggy.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Flowing Black Silk Sash,
My Friends all have Swirlspine Belts, and I'm all out of cash.
Camped hard all my playtime, got nothing but trash,
So Lord won't you buy me a Flowing Black Silk Sash.
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Imagine
(Inspired by John Lennon's wonderful song.)
Imagine there's no FA-quests,
It's easy if you try.
No Hole below us,
Above no Plane of Sky
Imagine all the players living for today.
Imagine there's no rare drops,
It isn't hard to do.
Nothing to camp or cry for,
And no god-loot too.
Imagine all the players living life in peace
You may say I'm a lamer,
But I'm not the only one.
I hope some day you'll join us,
And Norrath will be as one.
Imagine no uber guilds,
I wonder if you can.
No need for greed or schedules,
Just fun for all from gnome to man.
Imagine all the players, sharing all the loot.
You may say I'm a lamer,
But I'm not the only one.
I hope some day you'll join us,
And Norrath will be as one.
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Gratuitous dragon images from ClipartCastle
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